- "This american painis will **** your ass back to Russia."
- ―Uncle Crusty to an innocent Heavy
Uncle Crusty wears an Armored Authority, a Fancy Dress Uniform, and Mantreads, forming the full General's Formals item set. He always has a creepy-looking grin on his face.
He is an extremely psychotic and saytromaniacal Soldier, similar to RubberFruit and GAYPENlS (of which the character was Inspired by the two).
Not much is known about him since he is very new to the TF2 Freak World, all we know is that he isn't an actual Uncle, and no one knows why he calls himself an "Uncle". He can be a friendly person, if someone, be it a Freak or normal human, helps him out or act friendly to him in any way, or if its someone that he likes, Uncle Crusty will befriend him/her and get on his good side.
Behavior and Personality
His behavior is very asylum-worthy and somewhat questionable. If someone encounters him, he will give him or her his crazed smile and proceed to "rape" his victim on the spot. Sometimes, its a gesture of "congratulations", if he wants to be friends (some of his victims probably do not see it like that), or if he just targeted him/her. He has a fondness of Ear Rape and will commence such an act when he just flat out feels like it, but if someone angers him, he becomes sadistic and bloodthirsty. It is rumored that he is a drug addict (which explains his insane behavior) but it is unconfirmed. He also has a musical taste in Heavy Metal. (his favorite band being Metallica, which he inherited from his creator).If someone is friendly to him in any way, however, he drops most of this depraved and maniacal traits of his, and becomes friendly.
Powers and Abilities
Like most TF2 Freaks, he's been known to attack without warning. He has the ability to fly, start very unusual and saytromaniacal acts which are very questionable and for some odd reason it can be carried out as Critical Hits. (which can be used as an attack).
He has the ability to create a loud, obnoxious Noise loud enough to damage people's ears and/or turn them into Gold. When he uses it, its loud enough to make a person's head explode. When angered (or sometimes when he flat out wants to) he will tackle someone and rip the victim limb from limb, essentially mauling or maiming his victim. Its rumored that he also has impressive strength, but, this is another unconfirmed trait.
If Uncle Crusty emerges victorious, he will often strike a pose and perform the "Devil Horn" hand gesture.
Faults and Weaknesses
He has been confirmed to be a nutcase and mentally unstable, which can lead to an eventual downfall and can be easily outwitted by other Freaks.
No one really knows much about his faults and weaknesses, but he has been revealed to be highly distcracted at the sight of the popular "Pepsi" Soft Drink. Upon seeing the beverage, he will cease what he is currently doing, grab the container and drink it, which can be used to someone else's advantage, by using the drink as a trap.
It is rumored that another weakness of his is Cocaine, but it has not been proven yet.
- "Escape" by Hans Cozelmann & Delle Haensch became Uncle Crusty's theme song after it's appearance on a video.
- His two attack themes have not been used yet.
- Uncle Crusty was conceptualized as a mixture of the TF2sonas of RubberFruit and GAYPENlS. After a few videos, he was developed into a hybrid of a TF2Sona and a TF2 Freak.
- Uncle Crusty's favorite song is Battery by Metallica.
By the Creator
- (TF2Sona Update) The Unveiling of Uncle Crusty (Introduction, Not Actual Debut)
- Uncle Crusty's Arm Flailing Session (Brainfart Filler) (Actual Debut)
- Crack_Soldier_and_Horny_Demoman_meet_Pootis_King_Heavy.MeeM (Gmod Version)
- My Reaction to jettan becoming a Partner (EEFORTLES AND UNOREGINAL VEEDEEO)
- Golden Machine Gun Chambers in a Nutshell (Cameo)
- OldSacks and Uncle Crusty's Butthole Travels Part I: cp_gorge Staring Contest
- (200 Sub Milestone) Crusty's Shovel
- Uncle Crusty has a Humpde-do-do-do Humpde-da-da-da Moment
- Uncle Crusty shows his manface or something