|Creation||15 February 2010|
|Debut||SoupCock Porkpie Glues Someone|
Gluing people to walls
Fitting inside bottles
"I'm SoupCock PorkPie! I'm going to glue you!"
His theme song is Dark Rooms from Luigi's Mansion.
Appearance and Behaviour
SoupCock is a plain simple RED Demoman appearance wise, but there is a number of considerable differences between him and regular mercenaries of his class.
He seems to live inside a bottle of Scrumpy in a spawn room of 2Fort, and similarly to Painis Cupcake, he will introduce himself to anyone who enters his home, and then proceed to tell them that he will "glue" them. Then, he fiercely grabs his victim, smacks them into a nearby wall and proceeds to glue the victim onto said wall before dismembering them limb-by-limb.
Powers and Abilities
SoupCock Porkpie is apparently able to fit inside bottles, and is able to move around levitating while emitting a constant burp.
Impressively strong, SoupCock is able to move around big-bodied people like Heavies with little effort, as well as being able to easily dismember his victims.
In addition, Porkpie can enlarge his head big enough for spitting a cat that furiously scratches his enemies' faces. Its claws are strong enough to send spattering blood gushing from the victim's head.
Faults and Weaknesses
- SoupCock is a somewhat slow thinker and it usually takes some seconds for him to realise what is happening in his surroundings. As such, his enemies may have a chance to catch him off-guard.
- He also lacks any effective way to attack at longer range, giving him a clear disadvantage while fighting enemies with ranged weaponry.