|Jarate Cake Dick|
|Creation||26 February 2010|
|Debut||Jarate Cake Dick is born|
|Fighting style||Short- to mid-range|
|Allies||His BLU counterpart|
"Wanna hear something funny?"
Behavior and Personality
Jarate Cake Dick roams the game world in order to "quack" as many people as possible, leaving them "quacked" on the ground afterwards. Though he seems to prefer to "quack" a particular BLU Heavy, he is also seen "quacking" other mercenaries (regardless of their team), Sandviches, Sentries and intelligences. He was also seen trying to quack Painis Cupcake, without success.
Besides his usual quacking, he is not entirely evil, as he was seen happily dancing to the song YMCA by Village People.
Powers and Abilities
Though Jarate Cake Dick is meant to be a rip-off of Painis Cupcake, he shows several abilities that differ from those of the cannibalistic Soldier.
- He can carry several Kukris at once, as seen when he was threatening his favourite victim at Gravel Pit, throwing three "Tribalmen's Shiv" to nail him to the wall and quack him without any resistance.
- When threatened and attacked by his victims, JCD shoots bullets from his crotch, that can easily tear even a Heavy into pieces.
- JCD can also teleport by using a special "quack-dance".
- However, since he teleports without dancing when beaten up by Disco Heavy, this ability is debatable.
Some of his other abilities include:
- Limb regeneration similiar to Vagineer.
- An arm that is strong enough to decapitate a Demoman by throwing a Sandvich.
Faults and Weaknesses
- Jarate Cake Dick is not above the defense of a regular Sniper, besides his limb regenaration, and suffers the same knockback.
- During his teleportation activation dance and while he dances to "YMCA", he is open for surprise attacks.
- He does not seem to be intelligent either, which makes it easy to outsmart him.
- As he usually moves around like the freak he is based on, he can be easily heard and avoided because of the shotgun cocking noises he makes.
By the creator of the Freak
- Jarate Cake Dick is born
- Jarate Cake Dick is born - continued
- Jarate Cake Dicks next victim
- Jarate Cake Dicks engineer surprise
- Jarate Cake Dick meets someone familiar
- Jarate Cake Dicks attack again
- Jarate Cake Dicks bad side
- Jarate Cake Dicks old victim
- Behind the table
- Jarate Cake Dick - how the hell
- 875 Subscribers Milestone (Jarate Cake Dick)
- Disco Heavy - Origins
- Jarate Cake Dick VS Disco Heavy
- Jarate Cake Dick VS Disco Heavy Pt4
- The Vicious Cycle Of Jarate Cake Dick
- Heavy is troll
- Quacked in Time - Part 2